Shit and Shtuff

Hey, I'm Courtney. 16. Calgary, Canada. Bisexual. I like a bunch of random junk. Attack my ask box if you wish. Submit if you wish: http://ch3rryb0mb5.tumblr.com/submit

1atula:

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

  • You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

  • absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves

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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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