Shit and Shtuff
We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
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NSFW ASKS
| 1: | When did you lose your virginity? |
| 2: | Rough sex or soft sex? |
| 3: | Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? |
| 4: | Weirdest place you’ve had sex? |
| 5: | Favourite sex position? |
| 6: | Do you like to be dominant or submissive? |
| 7: | Have you ever had any one night stands? |
| 8: | Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? |
| 9: | Have you ever had sex in a public place? |
| 10: | Have you ever been caught masturbating? |
| 11: | What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? |
| 12: | How often do you have sex? |
| 13: | Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? |
| 14: | Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? |
| 15: | Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? |
| 16: | A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? |
| 17: | A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? |
| 18: | Are you into dressing up for sex? |
| 19: | Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? |
| 20: | If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? |
| 21: | Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? |
| 22: | Do you/would you use sex toys? |
| 23: | Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? |
| 24: | Would you have sex with your best friend? |
| 25: | Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) |
| 26: | Something that will never fail to get you horny? |
| 27: | Early morning sex or late night sex? |
| 28: | Favourite body part on the opposite sex? |
| 29: | Favourite body part on the same sex? |
| 30: | Do you watch porn? |
this is really selfish but
why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about
w h y
Answer:
That was so long ago. Why does it even matter anymore? It’s totally irrelevant.
HONESTY HOUR!!
PLEASE ASK ME THINGS. LITTERALLY ANYTHING. I DON’T CARE, JUST ASK ME STUFF.
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i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow job
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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
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thekinkiestfuckyouwillevermeet:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
you sound anally annoyed
