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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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esaum6:

communistbakery:

intensional:

communistbakery:

intensional:

knock knock

who’s there

The police

police who? Actually it doesn’t matter! The police can’t enter your house unless they have a signed warrant. Know your legal rights :)

*breaks door down anyways because they abuse their power and get away with everything and anything.*

(via good-looks-kid)

shrek one:BEST
shrek two:the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three:bad
shrek four:bad

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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mma-gifs:

Finger Taekwondo Performance in Korea

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thebootydiaries:

when boys have bleu eyes <3

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deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

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crimsyn:

I am the flappy bird

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